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孔子曰：“莫装B，装B遭雷劈。”
在天涯看到的帖子 笑翻了~~
整理上来给大家共同娱乐一下
1.No B, or else P.
2.mo zhuang B, zhuang b bei lei pi.
3.People who are zhuangbility want to show their niubility but only reflect their shability.
4.Mr.Mo pretended to be Mr.B,but he was pied by Miss Lei.
5.Don’t zhuangbility，or thunder will strike you bitch……
6.No more zhuangbility, zhuangbility leads to leipility.
7.No Zhuangbity allowed.
　Zhuangbiers are most likely end up riven by lightning.
8.GOD FUCKS FAKE B.
9.Don’t be a smart ass or someone will kick your ass.
10. P is always after zhuangbility.

突然想说几句：

其实世间很多事情本无对错，不同人的角度看有不同的结果。事情对错本身也并不是最重要的，因为时间始终可以将人或者事改变一二，所谓日子有功，一切总会真相大白。

在企业管理中，余世维也说：做事就不要做人。那么，我们是要标榜支持，还是要共同努力将事情完成呢？我们本来的宗旨是什么呢？

对事：平常心 进取心 对人：公平心 明辨心 ，专心做好本分，一切顺其自然就好。

Photography: Peter Lindbergh for Harpers Bazaar

Did you ever think that sports would look so elegant? Lucy Liu proves “on the eve of the games in Beijing, she demonstrates that it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you’re dressed that counts”. Imagine doing sports in those custom made gowns, it’s to die for! I love love love the shoot, it’s so fabulous- she looks amazing!

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Christian Dior
After a few of you mentioned how much you loved the Dior haute couture collection in your comments from the last post, I checked it out and agreed with you all -the Dior F/W08 haute couture collection is indeed fabulous! For the past few seasons, the collections have all sort of blended together and all I could remember about them are huge, colourful, extravagant dresses.

But this season, the silhouettes and use of different fabrics have really added something extra to the outfits. I LOVE the juxtaposition of the textures: strong, structured and solid on top, and soft, feminine and flowing at the bottom.

These are such a modern and gorgeous twist to the typical dress-suit and lunch suit.

And even more dress suits for the ladies-who-lunch. I don’t believe I’ve like lunch suits this much before!

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Nylon turns to Mischa Barton as its covergirl for the August cover, athough the last I saw her was as Marissa Cooper dying off in the arms of Ryan in the OC, which was back in 2006. Since then, it seems that her occupation was gallavanting around Los Angeles in questionably hipsterish hotpants and the like. Well, fresh out a DUI and a cellulite scandal, she has finally has two movies coming out, none of which has to do with being a overprivileged Orange County teenager with self-destructive qualities. And yes, I know I am totally revealing myself as a fan of the OC, I just love Princess Sparkles, so sue me. Well she absolves herself in Nylon, presumeably styled in the vein of Jane Birkin, what with the tousled bangs and the multitude of vintage denim. That, combined with the “day after great sex” look, Mischa has put her mugshot days behind her. At least I hope so.

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Photos-nylon

mischa goes birkin for nylon

supermodel convent

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前面省略号代表对储存卡中的无端消失的照片致以最崇高的怀念。

2008-8-2 日清晨，迎着微风向我们的目的地台山下川岛出发，嘟嘟~ 

在牛拉车的年代认路只认猪P鸭S，现在随着科技的发达，我们用上了GPRS，在娇媚的女声中畅快地驾驶的确精神爽利。开心的时间容易过，很快就到了我们的第一个落脚点：台山第一黄鳝饭。

说了是第一，那么肯定很有特色，首先介绍一下这个黄鳝饭的特点：够色，够味最妙的是每颗米饭皆均匀松软，入口阵阵清香。然后我们介绍一下这个黄鳝饭的做法…嗯，不说了，tnnd 再说下去恐怕只剩下锅巴了！…

在广州吃黄鳝基本是分开一段一段的，整原条的甘甜真的让人食指大动，按照以下两位吃鳝高手的指导，以兰花穿梭之手眨眼将锅底给清了。

再顺便提一句，某男居然将两个黄鳝饭的锅巴给彻底剿灭了，可怜的帅锅就这样被清洗了一次。

在走出店门，我们又发现了这个店面的两个特色：

• 为什么这里的出品这么好？原来隔壁有个村委会，质量能不好么？
• 旁边还有一个号称中国桌球台王的铺面，能称王与第一相映也，何来不精美？

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Likecan 在进行中，工作在寻找中，数友奔波为我寻工。更有seven，留了一个好位置给我，虽然未能做决定，但是那份感动的心，久久不能平静。

今年过了一大半却霉开多度，身边无论是邻居还是曾一起共事的战友都纷纷给最大的鼓励，“严厉”要求我不能倒下，一边帮我释放压力，一边增强我的信心。这份情意，在危难未过之时更显珍贵，渺小之心难报万一。

我天生就是一个水电白痴，煮食弱智，浪漫钝胎，左邻右里能帮则帮，能教则教，让这个万千世界里一个懵懂小子能沐浴在温馨的熏陶之下，正所谓既师亦友，大快人生。

有朋友相陪是一件值得庆幸之事，所以对各方朋友均应有平等之心，聆听之心，理解之心。只有这样，才能保持友情不会变异，也不会因周围环境而改变。

再说一声：谢谢你，朋友们。

OK, I know this post comes very late since this ad campaign is for Chanel’s Pre-Fall collection -the images have already been out since last December and have been published in June 2008’s magazines, (which we know means that they’ve out for years in fashion years,) but I just noticed the campaign seriously when I was in a Chanel boutique last week and saw the campaign booklet lying around. I saw the costume jewelry and I flipped through the booklet and fell in love with the campaign. It’s been a long time since I’ve been able to honestly say I love an ad campaign but this one is absolutely stunning.

First off, I admit I simply do not know how to appreciate Amy Winehouse’s music and I dislike her beehive hairstyle even more. You know how a few designers have been using that beehive hairstyle on their runway shows? Well I hated most of them. But the way the Amy Winehouse inspiration has been used in this campaign has totally changed that messy look into something very elegant and sophisticated. Coco Rocha manages to pull off an elegant, young, sophisticated girly look with a hint of dark edginess. Just look at the images above!

Usually I hate it when the models are randomly holding many bags or wearing way too many accessories in ad images, but this campaign pulls it off seamlessly. It’s got a perfect balance of being gorgeously artistic and being commercial. I mean, after looking at it, I don’t only think it’s seriously captivating, I also really want a bunch of those accessories! This is definitely one of my favourite Karl Lagerfeld-photographed campaign!

I LOVE all the golden silver accessories -like this feather hair accessory and huge neckalce -it’s so glamorous in an uncomplicated way.

Bravo to Coco and Karl for pulling off this ad perfectly!

Image Credit: http://www.chanel.com/

Attitude:

Pedal-Power is nothing new or revolutionary but this new fun way of using it is really cool and is an example of green fun at its very best. More than anything else maybe one day this could translate in to a way of public transportation. That would be highly unlikely considering the structural limitations, but with the way future cities are being planned it will not be al that unlikely either.

The Shweeb is a monorail for human-powered vehicles. It consists of two 200metre long overhead rail circuits that vary in height between two and four meters above the ground. Under the tracks hang high performance pedal powered vehicles. Conceived in Tokyo by designer Geoffrey Barnett, the adventure park ride he built in New Zealand is partially a proof-of-concept for an ingenious, high efficiency, no emission urban transport system.

The Shweeb Race thru Space adventure park ride is part of the Agroventures all weather adventure centre within the grounds of the world famous Agrodome near Rotorua in New Zealand. Given the levels of adrenalin involved in that lot, the human-powered Shweeb surprisingly holds its own. As the bikes run on low-resistance tracks and the pods are far more aerodynamically efficient than a bicycle, with less frontal area, most riders can see speeds of 45 km/hr and on a longer circuit with a much longer straight, much higher speeds can be expected. In corners, the pods swing out as much as 60 degrees on tight turns.

This form of fun is surely far safer than racing on bikes or cars and it is something that is innovatively new. It also is sure to keep your cardio in pretty good condition considering the kind of work out you would get from it!

Via: Gizmag

据上次写blog已经有很长时间了，已经开始有朋友责问我是不是人已经懒了？呵呵，我没有懒，本性也不懒，只是琐事繁多且听我细细道来：

纷屏从天河搬到河南这边，足足用了三个月，在六月份开始天河工商就以种种理由阻挠年审，还好在经过多番努力将年审搞下来了；

到了河南，因为营业执照上面的范围有“网页制作”不能通过，何解？理由是：“凡是带有制作的范围必须要有厂房！”。天，这个是什么道理？可想而知现在的政府业务水平到了什么样的地步？

还好，到了现在，终于可以将一切好好安静下来继续冲刺了，有时在想，如果每一个创业者都背负着这么多的‘额外成本’那么中国前进的速度是多么的慢啊！试问，每次强调公务员要加薪的先头部队？加了薪又如何？能解决普通人民的问题么？

说完公司再说说其他：

• 超过7000台网吧机器的IE主页安装和40家网吧海报张贴完成，跨广州和深圳两地总共3天时间，算是比较实在快速的，如果有类似生意要做的不妨找找我，整个广东省的网吧目前都在俺的掌控之内。
• 王亮兄说  http://bt.gs 和 http://ppmov.com 都内部测试了，要我去看。说实在的，在每天烈日下奔跑得这么欢快的我对这个时间又少了，不过兄弟的东西的确要支持一下的。
• 自从家中气场改变，运气有点改观，期待继续改好，至少身体好点工作好点就很满足了！
• 朋友观：多关心自己，多关心别人，多细心看事，多细心想事。感谢你们，给我继续下去的勇气，谢谢。
• 人贱起来的确是无敌的，看看我们小区的那些物管就知道了，最近出了两个报道：

物管自降身价 业主仍不买账

海珠区海逸花园业委会将小区物管告上法庭要求退场

本报讯（记者 孔小云）物价节节看涨，广州却有小区物管主动自降身价。今年2月，海珠区海逸花园管理处宣布将物业管理费下调50%.不过四个月过去了，低管理费招来的却是一纸状书：6月5日，小区业主委员会向法院提出诉讼，要求管理处退场。

管理处：答谢业主自降管理费

据业主介绍，今年2月，负责海逸花园小区物业管理的广州市置信物业管理有限公司贴出公告，从2008年3月起至2012年6月物业管理费下调50%：一期2号楼梯楼由原0.4元/平方米降为0.2元/平方米、一期1号和二期3、4、5号电梯楼由原1元/平方米降为0.5元/平方米。

记者在小区内看到，管理处2月份贴出的降价“公告”上面写明降价原因是“答谢广大业主对我司的支持和厚爱”。同时公告上还有置信公司对业主承诺的“加强一期小区花园建设；安装小区IC卡密码门锁系统等5项改进措施”。

不过，记者前日在海逸花园二期看到，小区3个出入口均没有门卫把守，任人进出。一名送餐工在5号楼前直接按着大门密码，记者尾随进入，坐在电梯前的保安也没有反应。

业主：降了管理费还是没诚意

二期业主阿丽（化名）认为，“31层高的电梯房每月管理费0.5元/平方米，估计整个广州市最便宜了。”但即使“广州最低”，她还是不同意物管留下。

据了解，海逸花园于2007年6月小区业主委员会成立后，曾3次发函要求管理处与业委会协商签订新服务合同，均遭到拒绝。

业委会成员阿萧（化名）介绍说，业委会曾先后召开两次业主大会，超过一半面积以上业主签名同意换物管。今年1月，选聘的新物业管理公司欲进驻小区，但置信物业管理有限公司拒绝退场。

阿萧提供的一份管理处出具的2007年上半年收支明细表上显示：物管收入35万余元，支出58万余元。“1元/平方米，一年还得亏损40多万。”阿萧指出，“（物管）想用降价来诱惑业主。”

“我们不要低价却形同虚设的管理。”阿萧表示，几个月过去了，管理处承诺的改进措施完全没有行动，根本看不到诚意。

记者为此致电物管处求证，接线的宋小姐答复：“谁告诉你的你就去问谁。”

7月4日，海逸花园业委会要求管理处退场一案，将在海珠区人民法院开庭审理。

业主疑云：每平方米0.5元物业管理费咁抵？

家住海珠区江南大道中海逸花园的业主肖小姐告诉记者， 从今年3月份开始，小区物业管理费从每月1元/平方米一下子下降到0.5元/平方米，物管还与业主签订协议保证实施到2012年，并承诺安装防护栏、IC卡密码门禁系统、大堂和电梯监控系统等。不过，协议实施至今，服务诺言并未兑现，业主疑是阻止新物管进场的“缓兵之计”。

管理费低于收费标准

海逸花园地处江南大道中繁华地带，楼下是大型商场，人来人往，小区的入口就设在商场的旁边，记者来访时并没有保安把守，行人可以随意进出，而小区的电梯内也没有安装任何监控设备。肖小姐告诉记者，按照物业管理所承诺的管理质量，成本肯定要增加的，按照每月0.5元/平方米的收费标准很难维持管理。有业主也说，如此低的管理费用，看似对业主有利，但是相应的管理质量肯定要受到影响。

据了解，根据《广州市普通住宅物业管理服务等级标准》规定：有电梯的住宅一级物业管理服务的基准价为每月1.7元/平方米，二级服务为1.25元/平方米，三级服务为0.91元/平方米，上下浮动幅度均为15%。海逸花园每月0.5元/平方米的收费远低于规定的指导价范围。

业主疑降价有内幕

肖小姐说，物管突然降价事出有因：“现在的物管公司是当初开发商聘回来的，该物业管理公司接管期间，小区有好几户家庭被盗，保安人员素质不高，不少业主对他们的管理不满意。后来小区业委会成立，按照《物权法》的有关规定，需要和物管重新签订合同，但是却遭到物管的拒绝，今年2月中旬至3月初，业委会通过重新招标投票的形式选聘出新的物业管理公司。在选聘期间，旧物管突然宣布下调管理费，比新物管的管理费要低一半，并在给业主的协议中作出承诺，希望能通过这个来笼络人心。”

记者日前致电海逸花园管理处，希望物管能就协议作出解释，但是接线工作人员表示 ，物管方不作解释，要记者和小区的业主直接沟通，当记者表示已向业主了解过相关情况，再次请物管方直接做出回应时依然遭到拒绝。截至记者发稿，物管并未作出任何正面回复。

Love this one… The girl’s easy on the eyes and the hair’s kinda cool (no offense Agyness)

Eins Zwei Drei! Anja Rubik takes Vogue Germany

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Paul Robertson’s illustrations

Asmita:

Making chicken and rabbit keeping easy and fun for everyone, the award winning range of recyclable pens from Omlet USA is a real hoot. Wittily named eglu, the swanky poultry abode comprises of wooden perching bars, a large nesting box for laying eggs and a modern twin walled insulation and draught free ventilation that will keep your chickens warm in winter and cool in a summers. The eglus are made from energy efficient polymers using modern construction techniques that can be fully recycled at the end if its life. Available in fashionable hues like red, blue, orange, pink and green, we’re sure even the chickens and the rabbits are gonna love it way more than the make shift shed you’ve put up for them behind the garage!

Source: IGreenSpot

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